ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Have you heard of Mr. LIMON applying to a medical school to become a doctor?




Needless to say he never made it. You know why?




These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.




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Antibody - against everyone



Artery - The study of the paintings.



Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.



Caesarean section - a district in Rome.



Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.



Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.



Chronic - neck of a crow.



Coma - punctuation mark.



Cortisone - area around local court.



Cyst - short for sister.



Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.



Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.



Dislocation - in this place.



Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.



Enema - not a friend.



Fake labour - pretending to work.



Genes - blue denim.



Hernia - she is close by.



Impotent - distinguished/ well known.



Labour pain - hurt at work.



Lactose - people without toes.



Lymph - walk unsteadily.



Microbes - small dressing gown.



Obesity - city of Obe.



Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.



Proteins - in favour of teens.



Pulse - grain.



Pus - small cat.



Red blood count - Dracula.



Secretion - hiding anything.



Tablet - small table.



Ultrasound - radical noise.



Urine - opposite of you're out.



Varicose - very close.




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