!~! A Very Good Offer Letter ¡~¡

To, Juliet
Sub: Offer of love!


Ref: Meeting in coffee shopDearest

Ms Juliet,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of November (Tuesday).With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of Nov. at 16.00hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months anddepending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, uponcompletion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training andperformance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover tospouse.The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment to would initially beshared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and

I shall be considering someone else.I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Yours sincerely,

Mr...............
Manager – HRHASAN=MAHMUD=LIMON