Why Students Fail!!!! (Very Funny)

Why the students fail???




It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY

Has 365' days.






Typical academic year for a student:



1.
Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.







2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.




3.



8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.






4.




1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.





5.





2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
Properly & swallowing)-means 30days.. Days left 96.





6.







1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days. Days left 81.




7.






Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.






8.






Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.






9.






For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.






10.






Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.






11.





That 1 day is your birthday.




How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!







Balance = 0




"How can a student pass ??"