Stupid invention

The Chopstick Fan, because hot noodles is just asking for trouble. The chopstick fan cools down those noodles on your chopsticks like nothing else. I mean, who wants to wait for natural airflow?



Back Scratched Grid T-Shirt.An itchy back is one of the biggest problems man faces. That¡¯s why this T-Shirt makes it easy for you to direct anyone nearby to scratch in the perfect spot to rid your back of that annoying itch, because back scratching is a science!



The motorized ice cream cone was invented by someone who thought that manually twisting an ice cream cone was just too much work. I can¡¯t even begin to imagine what invention he had in mind for actually eating it.



Introducing the Telephone Dumbbell. In modern times, people are spending longer at work, which means they have less time for exercise. Well the telephone dumbbell lets you work out whilst answering calls. A truly magnificent breakthrough in the world of work and fitness.



The Butter solves a problem that never existed. What it does is self-explanatory, but what¡¯s wrong with a knife?



I doubt thetoilet roll hatwill ever catch on. If you seriously need that much tissue, you shouldn¡¯t be out in the first place. Either way, the inventor clearly wasn¡¯t a big fan of those things we call ¡®pockets¡¯.


This fire alarm designed in 1938. The purpose of this alarm was to prevent pranksters setting off the alarm and wasting the fire brigades time.It works by trapping your arm into the box and you cannot escape until the police or fire brigade let you out.This means that if there is an actual fire then the person is going to burn to death because of this invention. GENIUS!



Especially useful during sideways rain.



Aren't glasses supposed to improve your vision?



Finally! Something for every self respecting man out there.HASAN=MAHMUD=LIMON